Category Archives: How-To Guides
How to Disgrace Yourself (A How-to Guide)
Do you find that you’re too graceful? That you can walk and chew your gum at the same time and look fabulous while doing it? Being perfect is such a bore, isn’t it? Well, have I got good news for
How to Disgrace Yourself (A How-to Guide)
Do you find that you’re too graceful? That you can walk and chew your gum at the same time and look fabulous while doing it? Being perfect is such a bore, isn’t it? Well, have I got good news for
How to Overreact, Feel Stupid, and Then Cry (A How-To Guide)
Roles: Wife: On menses (sry, tmi?). Unreasonably emotional about everything and nothing because thank you Uterus and your bleeding tendencies. Husband: Say the wrong thing at the wrong time because you just can’t win. Instructions: Wife, have a difficult day
How to Overreact, Feel Stupid, and Then Cry (A How-To Guide)
Roles: Wife: On menses (sry, tmi?). Unreasonably emotional about everything and nothing because thank you Uterus and your bleeding tendencies. Husband: Say the wrong thing at the wrong time because you just can’t win. Instructions: Wife, have a difficult day
Calming Your Pre-Schooler Down Without Using a Tranquilizer: A How-To Guide
Preschoolers: Angels that can raise Hell in a heartbeat. Let’s begin… Assembly Parts: Preschooler: helplessly congested and frustrated by lack of sleep. Mother: totally misgauge magnitude of impended tantrum. Mother’s aunt/Neighbor/Security Guard: supporting roles. Ensure you have the proper conditions for
Calming Your Pre-Schooler Down Without Using a Tranquilizer: A How-To Guide
Preschoolers: Angels that can raise Hell in a heartbeat. Let’s begin… Assembly Parts: Preschooler: helplessly congested and frustrated by lack of sleep. Mother: totally misgauge magnitude of impended tantrum. Mother’s aunt/Neighbor/Security Guard: supporting roles. Ensure you have the proper conditions for
Scoring a 45 on the MCAT While Losing Your Soul: A How-To Guide
So you would like to achieve the perfect score on the MCAT? Despite doing so is statistically against you? Fear not, for there IS hope. This requires being extraordinarily proactive on your part— there is no room for doubt or
Scoring a 45 on the MCAT While Losing Your Soul: A How-To Guide
So you would like to achieve the perfect score on the MCAT? Despite doing so is statistically against you? Fear not, for there IS hope. This requires being extraordinarily proactive on your part— there is no room for doubt or
Getting Vomit in Your Eye: A How-To Guide
Before attempting, one must collect and/or assemble all necessary parts. List includes: Bed, messy Baby, hungry Mother, lazy (tired) —— Instructions: 1. Prepare your set by tossing aside all pillows and comforters in your way, creating a comfortable nook to
Getting Vomit in Your Eye: A How-To Guide
Before attempting, one must collect and/or assemble all necessary parts. List includes: Bed, messy Baby, hungry Mother, lazy (tired) —— Instructions: 1. Prepare your set by tossing aside all pillows and comforters in your way, creating a comfortable nook to
