Category Archives: Grossness
Getting Vomit in Your Eye: A How-To Guide
Before attempting, one must collect and/or assemble all necessary parts. List includes: Bed, messy Baby, hungry Mother, lazy (tired) —— Instructions: 1. Prepare your set by tossing aside all pillows and comforters in your way, creating a comfortable nook to
Getting Vomit in Your Eye: A How-To Guide
Before attempting, one must collect and/or assemble all necessary parts. List includes: Bed, messy Baby, hungry Mother, lazy (tired) —— Instructions: 1. Prepare your set by tossing aside all pillows and comforters in your way, creating a comfortable nook to
That Warm Funny Feeling
Potty train is a dirty (compound?) word around here. There are aspects of parenthood that I completely dread, and potty training is tied at number one on that list, along with sleep scheduling. Co-sleeping, bottle-weaning, tantrums, being bathed in vomit–I
That Warm Funny Feeling
Potty train is a dirty (compound?) word around here. There are aspects of parenthood that I completely dread, and potty training is tied at number one on that list, along with sleep scheduling. Co-sleeping, bottle-weaning, tantrums, being bathed in vomit–I
Dental Gore*
I read Erika’s household teeth-related happenings with baby Ev and her husband Scott, who had a root canal recently. If you’ve ever had a root canal, you know that stuff HURTS. Then the only other mouth pain I could think of
Dental Gore*
I read Erika’s household teeth-related happenings with baby Ev and her husband Scott, who had a root canal recently. If you’ve ever had a root canal, you know that stuff HURTS. Then the only other mouth pain I could think of
Monday Madness and a Scalpel
Today was an interesting day and by interesting I mean crappy for about 80% of the day. Let’s start from the beginning, like from 1 AM Sunday morning when Aiman suddenly woke up and couldn’t/woudn’t go back to sleep. He
Monday Madness and a Scalpel
Today was an interesting day and by interesting I mean crappy for about 80% of the day. Let’s start from the beginning, like from 1 AM Sunday morning when Aiman suddenly woke up and couldn’t/woudn’t go back to sleep. He
Chocolate Covered Vomit Drippings
You know how some dogs eat their own feces? How about a baby that eats his own vomit? Never heard of one? LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO MY SON. Last night we were going to the market to pick up
Chocolate Covered Vomit Drippings
You know how some dogs eat their own feces? How about a baby that eats his own vomit? Never heard of one? LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO MY SON. Last night we were going to the market to pick up
Hot Cheetos + 6 Year Old = New Toilet
When Elham was younger she wanted to do everything-wait, what am I talking about- she still wants to do everything Sieda and I do. You have to understand that Elham is 10 years younger than Sieda and 13 years younger
Hot Cheetos + 6 Year Old = New Toilet
When Elham was younger she wanted to do everything-wait, what am I talking about- she still wants to do everything Sieda and I do. You have to understand that Elham is 10 years younger than Sieda and 13 years younger
Got (Breast) Milk
Did I ever tell you about the time my boobs became bricks? And that I had to milk myself in the women’s restroom at school? No? Looks like it’s story time! Back in March when I was what one would
Got (Breast) Milk
Did I ever tell you about the time my boobs became bricks? And that I had to milk myself in the women’s restroom at school? No? Looks like it’s story time! Back in March when I was what one would
Unmatched Talent
Me, my husband, and Aiman were at my husband’s aunt’s house for dinner yesterday evening and it was the usual with kids running a mock, chatter, me asking if there was anything I could help with and her persistent refusal. Things were
Unmatched Talent
Me, my husband, and Aiman were at my husband’s aunt’s house for dinner yesterday evening and it was the usual with kids running a mock, chatter, me asking if there was anything I could help with and her persistent refusal. Things were
Two Words: Pepto. Bismol.
A couple of days ago I thought I’d try the tuna sandwich at a local deli instead of my usual smoked turkey. That one decision screwed up my entire day. At first it was pretty good, actually it was tasty all through
Two Words: Pepto. Bismol.
A couple of days ago I thought I’d try the tuna sandwich at a local deli instead of my usual smoked turkey. That one decision screwed up my entire day. At first it was pretty good, actually it was tasty all through
