Fried ice cream is real by the way. So is chicken fried bacon, fried avocado bites, deep fried twinkies, and fried coca cola. Visit your state fair for your one stop shop for a heart attack on a stick!
I need inspiration for writing something, anything! I don’t know what to say or have a story to tell. Actually, I finally do want to talk about something that came to mind today because it was such punch in the face to finally admit to it after letting it roam around in my subconscious for so long.
Super vague and so annoying of me, I know, but I want to talk about it properly and not just throw out my thoughts without carefully thinking about them. We all know that can come back and bite you in the ass. Like, bite off your whole ass if it’s bad enough.
Side note: there was absolutely nothing due in the last couple of days before the Thanksgiving break -NOTHING! This is what I like to call the calm before the storm.
Now that we’re back in session for the semester EVERYTHING FOR EVERY CLASS is suddenly due, and I think these school officials or whoever the hell is it that makes up the academic calendar expects students to actually do school work during their time off from school. Now tell me, isn’t that a little dumb unfair ? Anyways, I have test after test, if not actual finals to study and catch up for. This is the “storm” part and it’s one hell of a disaster.
Back to the topic, I’ve had a severe writer’s block for the longest time, actually, so it the “storm” was sort of convenient, but now that I have things that I want to talk/write about, it’s a huge splinter of annoyance.
Random note: Today I changed my cousin’s diaper and for the first time genuinely thought that I might actually pass out or die from the stench of a dirty diaper. I fear for me and Saad when Aiman start eating more table foods because they make diapers smell so damn bad. And I won’t even go into the consistency. Well I could, but I’m sure you would mess up your screen with vomit. And who wants to clean up dripping vomit? No one.
But my cousin is the just the cutest!
So I guess this post is really just a scattered collection of thoughts and excuses. I’m good with that sort of stuff.
I should really, really be reading up on Effect Size and other statistical properties under Socialization and Social Roles, as much fun as that sounds, right?
I wonder what it feels like to not be in school? Or more specifically, to complete all of your formal education. Seems like a distant dream at this point…
You all* come back for the regularly scheduled programming, ye hear**!
* I really hate saying “yall” and I think it’s expected from us southerners, but you know what? I WILL NOT CONFORM.
** I have no problem with ” ye hear”.
I would actually enjoy Socialization and Social Rules! Because! I majored in Sociology and Global Studies and I am a HUGE Sociology nerd.
AND it’s awesome to not be in school. It was weird for a few weeks, especially since I wasn’t working b/c no one would hire me while pregnant, but now? IT’S AWESOME. Every time I read/hear someone talking about school, I’m so happy I’m finished. Even if I’m not using my degree. And have mountains of financial aid debt. Woo. Hoo.
* I really hate saying “yall” and I think it’s expected from us southerners, but you know what? I WILL NOT CONFORM.
** I have no problem with ” ye hear”…
Those statements are hypocritical.
LOL, ok good point Butet, but “yall” makes me cringe a little and “ye hear” doesn’t.
plus hardly anyone says “ye hear”…
besides, I have the liberty to dislike something for dumb reasons if i want to! =P
Some how because “ya hear” is uncommon it makes it a valid excuse. So your saying that even though its Southern lingo your NOT conforming to Southern lingo?
firstly, you know, or maybe you don’t but ive mentioned it before, that i normally dont like things that most ppl are fond of. not that “yall” necessarily falls into that group, but point is that “yall” just makes me cringe to hear
“ya hear” on the other hand doesnt give me that cring factor, and really, all of this is just another example of my general weirdness for some pointless things.
sort of like this “debate”…lol
and the conform thing was just a joke. that didnt go over the way i intended….OBVIOUSLY
i totally get what ur talking about with those nasty smelly diapers when kids start eating table food. what we trained the kids to do is to tell us if theyve got to do #2 and well put them on the potty. we havent gotten to #1 yet, but its a lot less smelly. we haven’t gotten down #2 completely but 80% of the time we get them to do it on the potty and makes for less nasty diapers to change. it also helps to know when they usually go so u can keep watch when they might be needing to go….and charge for the bathroom when they have their i-need-to-poop-face
oh, im suffering from writers block too…for a superbly long time. and it sucks
Ever had fried pickles? DELICIOUS.